Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time
*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father
by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022
by sibby98 February 01, 2015
to me a non girlfriend is a girl who i plan to be with but have not been able to ask her to be mine yet, this can be for many reasons ranging to wrong timing or she wont say yes. to me a non girlfriend is someone i spend each second thinking about and am forced to always talk to her first as i miss her company. to me a non girlfriend is someone who respects me and always puts me ahead of others as i will always do for her, to me a non girlfriend is someone like Jessica who i want to be my real girlfriend <3
you were my non-girlfriend, will you be more?
by non-boyfriend March 23, 2017
by Basically ace satan February 03, 2021
by .:.:bruh January 29, 2022
Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
by Candace2332 July 10, 2018
A girl for hire who for pay will pretend to "date you" often exchanging online sexual favors such as sexy emails, Skype chat, phone sex, text messages, video clips, sexy pics, and/ or webcam chat in exchange for financial reward or wishlist items.
Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.
Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.
Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Example : "I just paid this hot chick to pretend to be my virtual girlfriend for a week on Facebook to make my ex jealous."
See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
by bumme unplugged March 16, 2014