naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019

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Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.

Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the message in the end.

by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020

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free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD

She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something

by Duke diggler July 3, 2021

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Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.

My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.

by Creep302YT March 8, 2025

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