step dad

Step dads are dick riders, controlling and black mailing person. They favor there own biological kids and treats the step ones like dirt. They make up dumb rules that only applies to the step kids. They are losers, drop outta high school idiots who can't do anything but bully the step kids. They make your moms life a living hell and sometimes you just wish they were never even born. Plus they act like there your actually dad that is the " who ARE you moment" Dick riders swear to life.

Friend: "whats up gurl"

Me: "nothing just my step dad a full-time dick rider man..."

Friend: "word too.."

by ThatGirlReaper October 4, 2017

mcdonald dad

a dad who thinks he is fulfilling all his parental duties by taking his estranged offspring to McDonald's on a saturday/sunday afternoon for a parental visit.

just look at him, he ai'nt a proper dad he's one of those mcdonald dad's

by b@il69 July 2, 2009

thacker dad

A big gay creature that comes out at night and feeds on assholes

I saw thacker dad out my window last night and he penatrated my dog

by BigDickRitchie August 7, 2015

NASCAR Dads

The most wanted demographic of national political candidates during the 2004 election cycle; comprised of Southern and Midwestern white males age 25 and older who usually vote Republican, but can be swayed to vote Democratic if the candidate better addresses the issues they care about; for comparison, see also soccer momor Bubba

Bob Graham sponsored Jon Wood's Craftsman Truck Series ride in order to appeal to NASCAR Dads.

by Fast Bobby July 8, 2003

Dad humor

A sense of humor that only dads will enjoy.

Dad: *makes really corny and bad joke*
Me: Oh my god my dad has the worst sense of humor he is literally the king of dad humor

by mhmuss February 16, 2014

Pizza dad

A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.

May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.

First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."

Second mom: "What a pizza dad."

by no i don't want to April 25, 2014

Teen dad

Man under 19 who has 1+ kids. Fucked his girl or a random chick and got her prego on accident. The condom probably broke.

Scott who’s only 15 got 14 year old Kourtney prego. Their parents freaked out and don’t want Scott to be a teen dad. They don’t care about kourtney because she’s a slut

by KhloeAshton November 21, 2018