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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
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american problems

Describes an issue that is exclusive to americans where the american acts like its a global issue
Boy 1: I hate the lockers in our school

Guy on the internet: American problems
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The problem with contextomy

is that this is rumbitous and it doesn't explain everything and just shows this concept is really hated upon and frown upon on that if you do this, you will be attack by all avenues just because they want money. changing the truth and telling the public lies to line their pockets with money.
The problem with Contextomy this is rumbitous and it doesn't explain everything and just shows this concept is really hated upon and frown upon on that if you do this, you will be attack by all avenues just because they want money. changing the truth and telling the public lies to line their pockets with money.
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