Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.

"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."

by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016

gnar butter

A phrase describing the totality of terrain that a skier descends on in the mountains, including steepness, snow quality, and obstacles. It is typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See shred bread for similar phrase.

That backcountry ski line with cliffs, breakable crust, and dense trees had a lot of gnar butter. Let's spread some gnar butter on the shred bread.

by the_reverend_69 January 07, 2019

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 07, 2017

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017

Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE November 21, 2017