by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018
Get the Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Daymug. Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not
by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023
Get the I'm sorrymug. I highly fucking doubt it and that doesn't get my money in my bank account. Pieces of shit like you are the reason the suicide rates are going up.
Hym "You are not fucking sorry, bitch. You want me to be trapped with you in your shitty existence and there is a reason you are in therapy."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
Get the Sorrymug. A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).
Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”
Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””
Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”
Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””
Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”
Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”
by Gobln February 2, 2023
Get the Sorry my mind was in “Australia”mug. Is when a grown man capitulates in the face of peer pressure and confirms his status as a beta male/ soft cock.
Alan : you should apologise to that police officer to get out of that speeding fine
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.
Troy : don’t tell anybody.
Alan : I’ve got your back.
On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.
Troy : don’t tell anybody.
Alan : I’ve got your back.
On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.
by Captain Pepe December 19, 2023
Get the Sorry officermug. I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...
"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...
"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
Get the I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.mug. by Shum Egg like FEET October 1, 2025
Get the Sorry lormug.