New Jersey Spray Tan 

New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)

1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.

2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.

"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"

"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."

"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."

New Jersey Spray Tan by embalming squad October 10, 2011

new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

new jersey sump pump by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

new jersey coal miner 

When someone goes ass to mouth and scoops the shit out with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca a new jersey coal miner after the movie.

new jersey coal miner by Gimme Some Skin... Groovy! August 2, 2006

New Jersey Turnpike 

Refers to a very nasty skank who looks good up top, but whose personal hygiene is lacking down below. Usually starts at the belly button, which emits an unpleasant odor (warning!) that continues through the vaginal and anal region. Often accompanied by a creamy, fishy goo emanating from the pooner with skid marks and various items hanging off their butt hair (which may be dreded). I.e.: they get nastier, stankier, and completely foul the farther down you travel. Similar to the NJ Turnpike.

Dude1: "I was going down on that chick I hooked up with at the bar last night, but it got so foul I had to turn around and go home."

Dude2: "Aw, nasty dude. She got that New Jersey Turnpike stank!"

New Jersey Turnpike by Bubba Fly March 11, 2007

New Jersey accent 

Stereotypical accent that is thought to hail from New Jersey.
This is only believed to be the New Jersey accent from those who don't live in/around the state.

Examples of this accent:

Jersey - Joisey
Daughter - dawda/dawter
dog - dawg
coffee - cawfee
water - wawder
talk - tawk
ect.

This accent does exist in people from other areas of the country,

however if you use it in front of someone from Jersey they may secretly hate you.

Person one: Where are you from?
Person two: oh North Jersey.
Person one: So you're from Joisey then?

Person two: ...
Person one: ...
Person two: That's not a New Jersey accent.... Go fuck yourself.

New Jersey accent by Gaylady215 August 20, 2016

new jersey tuxedo 

Outfit comprised of denim jeans and a jean jacket. Popular not only with residents of New Jersey, but appreciated and worn proudly by clueless hillbillies from Florida to Idaho.

Debby Jean: Look at him in his New Jersey tuxedo! That man is gonna take me to the all-you-can-eat buffet!

new jersey tuxedo by Jeffrey Tacklebox September 14, 2008

New Jersey Devils 

1a. NHL hockey club that has been based in the state of New Jersey, USA since its acquisition and move there in 1982. Originally the Kansas City Scouts (1974-1976) and later the Colorado Rockies (1976-1982).

b. Named for local urban legend the New Jersey Devil (see New Jersey Devil).
neveajerfioejasiofjweioawftqurdgy rfserafgyuhuts, Rockies, or Devils until 1987 (the first season after the hiring of still-acting General Manager Lou Lamoriello) the team is noted for their success since that time, winning three Stanley Cup Championships (1995, 1999-'00, and 2003-'04) and boasting a thirteen year playoff appearance streak (1996-'97 to 2010-'11).

Can you believe how many times Lou Lamoriello has led the New Jersey Devils to the playoffs?

New Jersey Devils by The only A I C (Get it?) May 19, 2014