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Nelson

An ASSHOLE(?) very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
Meeting Nelson was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
Nelson the type of guy who read the bible

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”7:14
"Treat her like dirt and you won't get hurt" 21:21

She belongs to the streets
by KingHendrix November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nelsonmug.

Nelson

A universal term to describe the messer of a man
Got head gasket gone ! Fuck of Nelson you messer. Or Mk1 in my nans garage fuck off you messer
by anonymous September 8, 2020
mugGet the Nelsonmug.

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
by J_Dubz December 16, 2024
mugGet the Dominican Half Nelsonmug.

Nelsoning

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.
Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??
by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022
mugGet the Nelsoningmug.

nelson king

lol u might wanna learn how to spell killer ... (right not write) ... before you try to insult somebody!
oo yeh and ur seriously a pussy cuz you cant even put your own name... thats funny!
by "the chastity belt" April 9, 2003
mugGet the nelson kingmug.

Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021
mugGet the Jason Nelsonmug.

Pulled A Nelson

To make an incredibly racist or violent insult or statement to someone; A racist and violent remark or threat
I'm going to take all the Hispanics and throw them over the border 1 by 1 in pieces.

Dude, you just pulled a nelson
by ThatIndianMan November 12, 2011
mugGet the Pulled A Nelsonmug.

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