ainnur nabila

I’m so proud of this beautiful girl. she deserves so much more than the world. Im really sorry for everything my love. I’ll never stop loving you, my ainnur nabila <3

you’re my atma candra, ainnur nabila

by urcloseaccout October 29, 2023

national clip your toe nails day

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.

“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”

by The Panda Lord April 20, 2020

23 Centimetre Nails

Nine Inch Nails if they used the metric system.

23 Centimetre Nails, or TTCN, doesn’t make a good band name.

by Smith69420 October 30, 2020

dark red nails

If you have dark red nails, you have Lana Del Rey’s vibe. You’re quite melancholy, but that makes you even more beautiful.

Look at my new dark red nails!
It feels like Lana Del Rey is my mother.

by wildflower wildfire January 10, 2022

Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks

"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"

by Eva T March 12, 2022

Hollie Dog-Nail

Hollie Dog-Nail is one of the most crutiest smurfs alive. although she doesnt allow papi smurf to play with her leg hairs she is still my little hollie-poo. she can be the coolest cat around town while she forces water down my throat instead me fucking the 7-11 guy. we all love hollie xx

Smel : Hey who's that cat that doesn't let papi smurf stroke the leg hairs?!
Aids: Why that's Hollie Dog-Nail

by Papi Smurf 101 November 17, 2022

Nine Inch Nails Concert

A hot and sweaty (preferably homoerotic) orgy

“I went to the nine inch nails concert last night. It was pretty wild”

by pappapapa December 2, 2022