nut me

The command of "nut me" is equal to telling a girl to "finish you off". Can be used during sexual intercourse, or in a complete random jokingly manner.

1.
Guy: "Ok, ok, keep going"

Girl: "You like that"

Guy: "NUT ME!"

Girl: "ahhhh"

2.
Guy: "Yo man whats up"

Friend: "NUT ME!"

Guy: "Dude don't be gay"

Friend: "Ok"

by WALLY CONN April 16, 2009

Nut Dreads

Hair that becomes dreadlocked from jizz.

Steven blew his load in Jennifer's hair and gave her nut dreads.

by DennyRipmaster May 6, 2009

nut wedgie

when some idiot comes and grabs your briefs in fronts and pulls

i was in 8th grade when i was making fun of some senior for being stupid so latter he found me andand gave me a nut wedgie and dragged me (in the nut wedgie position) and then he stripped me of my cloths and ripped my underwear off and threatened if anybody ever found out then he would kick me in the balls 1000 times

by hotty May 31, 2006

Nut Goblin

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.

1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Nut Huffer

One who enjoys taking in deep breaths of testicular aroma.

Stop huffing that dudes nuts Steve. you're such a disgusting nut huffer.

by OAG July 5, 2008

Nut Dance

a type dance that you do when you are naked, to make your Nut-sack jiggle by shaking your hips side to side.

(its better with your legs spread)

Guy1: hey dudes how was the party? did you get pissed?
Guy2: he got so pissed he got naked and did the nut dance... it was funny and a little creepy
Guy3: did i really?
Guy1: LOL

by PieMast3r July 16, 2009

nut muncher

One who munches on nuts

That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006