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Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021
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Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post
Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022
mugGet the Godzilla had a stroke trying to read thismug.

try me kyra

Kyra who is a bitch that won't try me. SO TRY ME KYRA!!!!!

Girl 1: That girl is a total Kyra.
by My cat is coco April 9, 2017
mugGet the try me kyramug.
If a guy says it it means are you trying to fight/do you want to fight but if a girl says it (to a guy) it means do you want me to give you a hand job basically
Guy: you trying to catch these hands
Other person: yeah come at me

Girl:you trying to catch these hands 😏
Guy: defiantly 😉
by Nikki3241 April 9, 2016
mugGet the you trying to catch these handsmug.
Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.
Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.
by AmazingBastard June 14, 2018
mugGet the You try to win, but you do thatmug.
To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.
I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.
by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020
mugGet the Trying to get water out of a stonemug.

let me try on your shoes

This is what a person would say on the street if you're being mugged
Oi blud, let me try on your shoes they're nice
by chicken connoisseur2 February 13, 2017
mugGet the let me try on your shoesmug.

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