Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021

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Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this
by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022

by My cat is coco April 9, 2017

If a guy says it it means are you trying to fight/do you want to fight but if a girl says it (to a guy) it means do you want me to give you a hand job basically
Guy: you trying to catch these hands
Other person: yeah come at me
Girl:you trying to catch these hands 😏
Guy: defiantly 😉
Other person: yeah come at me
Girl:you trying to catch these hands 😏
Guy: defiantly 😉
by Nikki3241 April 9, 2016

Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.
by AmazingBastard June 14, 2018

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.
by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

by chicken connoisseur2 February 13, 2017
