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Notworking

the lack of public appearances in the right places. the opposite of networking.
Ephesus does not have a job because he is notworking.
by W.Taft February 28, 2009
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Networking

Internet based conversations i.e., buisnesses, relationships, manly for sales and advertising buisnesses.
Yes you can find jobs, movies, music, social sites, gaming, everything a person could want to keep the buisy for hrs upon hrs in a day/week/mnth/yr. Some people are so into networking they invoke key stokes as thier only way of life.
Guy: Go on the internet to find what you need.
Girl: What I need is more personal oriented than so inpersional on a pc. i.e. Networking
Guy: You can find anything you want here. Even Love. haha
Girl: Retrospectivly yes music, old movies, friends I haven't chatted with in years from moving away from home, vacations, history and news facts. Hopefuly investors in book ideas, management Co., ect.,

Guy: Well if you don't like to network so much why are you on so much now?
Girl: Because this is the only connection I have with someone important to me. i.e. Love
Guy: Your doing this because of a guy? Isn't that stalking dear?
Girl: Doesn't that mean that everyone who networks is stalking something? Just food for thought cutie. Especialy hackers with high priced and powerd computers. They spend thier lives online. I wounder how many personal relationships are realy built that way.
Guy: look it up you are on the internet duh!
by Wolfdg*8*mysoUl December 3, 2009
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Notwork

The network that I normally use to 'lug' along the disinformation super-hypeway!

A.k.a. WWW (World Wide Wait!)/ (Wait Wait Wait!).
Whenever the notwork hits a 'dirt-road', I just want to put my fist in my compooper!
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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networker

A person who treats human beings like instruments and pretends to care about people they don’t care about because they think they might be useful to them at some point in the future. Networkers are often very good at active listening.
God, I hate that guy! Never stops scheming. He's such a networker.
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017
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diaspora networks

The brain-drain science & tech intelluctuals & experts scattered around the globe who get called by their countries. (optional)
brain gain...again, India?
The conference stressed on many issues , but focused mainly on the brain diaspora option and the 'leaky pipeline' problem of PhDers leaving science.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Networkzoned

In dating, sometimes one partner gets friendzoned by the other. Meaning, they no longer have romantic interest, but still want to be friends. Networkzoned is the same, but instead of wanting to just be friends, the partner wants to just be job-related network connections.
"I really messed my Tinder conversation with Mindy. I talked about my work because she seemed interested... to interested. Now she wants to meet up but I think I'm networkzoned."
by A3DFXx July 24, 2017
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networkjjk

best jikook stan, best hot takes, best comebacks, best moot, best rankings, yes.
networkjjk outsold
by nonaegasaloud April 9, 2022
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