Mystyerical

A made up word meaning some crazy ranting banter from a small red troll.

Typical condition of someone with full-blown OCD

"Stop Talking!, You are being crazy Mystyerical! Weirdo!"

by TheGoodSons January 20, 2012

Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.

"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"

by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012

Mystery taco

This is the female version of the glory hole. The hidden woman makes her taco mysterious.

I found this truck that serves the best mystery tacos. I go there every lunch break.

by JustyWayne September 29, 2015

mysterious male

Reuben

Reuben, a very interesting crooner more commonly described as a 'mysterious male'

by hellogreenbanana December 23, 2015

mystherious

Of having both mystery and serious

That movie has Dennis Hoffman, I think it'll be very mystherious.

by datoneperson May 10, 2016

mesteesa

A Half Filipino woman

My mom was mesteesa
Half Filipino woman

by Whatisnt May 24, 2016

Mystery swirl

The random spluge-stain you see under a UV light (generally on a motel bed).

Brendan: "We stayed at the cheapest motel; it had a mystery swirl on the bed!"

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016