Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch 

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

suck my ass 

when you're pissed off and your only comeback is suck my ass

guy: you're such a bitch

girl: suck my ass you white boy

suck my ass by guy1girl2 September 25, 2016

O gawd my ass 

That sound that hot girl says when you cum in her ass. She loves it.

O GAWD MY ASS IT HURTS SO BADLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

O gawd my ass by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

checking out my ass 

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.

Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.

checking out my ass by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017

“That’s my ass” 

A common phrase used when a male is trying to finger a female and the male goes to low and touches her asshole and the female exclaims, “Thats my ass.”

“That’s my ass” she told him and he moved his hand away from her asshole.

“That’s my ass” by Garrett Wick August 25, 2018

fuck face my ass 

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

fuck face my ass by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007

whiping my ass 

an other word for kissin ass.

hey man you look nice today i like your hair, nikka quit whiping my ass i dont like you!

whiping my ass by ilymom December 19, 2009