Cockmeat mustard gargle

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.

Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Mustard on the beat, ho!

A signature of producer DJ Mustard, appears in almost every production by him. Origin: in the end of "I'm Good", rapper YG says "Mustard on the beat, ho!".

YG: "Mustard on the beat, ho!" (though what you actually understand is closer to "mosanonabee, ho")

by JulianUndso September 22, 2016

honey mustard fuck

The act of putting honey mustard all over your girls vagina, then putting your penis into it. She then proceeds to lick your dick when finished.

My girl and I honey mustard fucked last night.

by Taintsmellslikepaint June 18, 2021

Mustard slap day

Mustard is a day in which you slap your friend with a packet of Mustard or a handful of Mustard. This Day shall occur On the 10th of January

I'm going to slap you with some Mustard on Mustard Slap day

by Guy Might January 9, 2023

mean mr mustard

fat mofo and the biggest shit-eater in the family with the exception of Big Fat Butch

shit lardass! You aint be nuttin but a fat fuck

by Butch's Bitch July 19, 2004

Mustard Gas Bomb

When you put mustard on your penis(or phallic instrument of choice) and have anal intercourse with a partner. Upon completion, the receiving partner will then release any gasses and or residuals over the giving partners face.

Me and the wife wanted to spice things up so we tried the mustard gas bomb last night.

by ThatGuyUBlue December 26, 2016

Jive sucka mustard

Yo momma, yo daddy and yo face

Yo Mom is a jive sucka mustard sandwich

by mrtuff May 13, 2008