guy 1: man that chicks so dog ugly, but she still thinks she's all that
guy 2: yeah, what a maggot mole troll
guy 2: yeah, what a maggot mole troll
by kb_ozzy1992 November 10, 2010
Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!
I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003
When you leave a buttplug inside your girl for a few days so she can projectile shit in the air while you attempt to hit the pieces with a baseball bat. Upon completion you must yell, "HOME RUN," and rub shit on the walls.
John: I've left the buttplug in for like 5 days, soon it'll be time for the Ohio Wack O' Mole
George: I did one with shawty 3 days ago and the apartment still stank
George: I did one with shawty 3 days ago and the apartment still stank
by GURNDOGURNDO December 17, 2021
A day to give back to that friend that is an actual freaking mole rat. She/he might as well live in the sewer. Now for this day you must walk up to this friend and lean in to a hug. When your face is next to theirs BITE THEIR EAR OFF, THEY WON'T EXPECT IT. Then pinch their nose and pull their hair and screem at them CRACKHEAD!!!!
by Oger to die November 14, 2019
The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."
by Sean is Susejhet May 26, 2006
by cunt balls November 20, 2008
colby is a gay ass, sped asd, nigga bitch ass, Jimmy nutron lookin head ass, 2 finger bichass, hit by a train add nigga.
by God 420 69 May 06, 2019