just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 29, 2005

pine mitten

the progeny of a pine marten

that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...

by paddymoo March 8, 2009

pink mittens

Inserting both hands into the vaginas of two women at once, so they act like mittens for your fists. Similar to double-fisting.

Wow... those two sisters were total sluts! I even got to get myself a pair of pink mittens last night!

by danconia May 4, 2011

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 9, 2012

musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy

Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.

by jesx95 February 9, 2014

shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016