The Minnesota mascot

A group of men tie a woman to the bed and all Jack off into a pillow case put it on the woman's head and leaves the room

I came home from work and found my wife in the middle of the Minnesota mascot

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Minnesota Tina

A Latin derived term meaning: An oversexed girl who gets her self esteem from sexual encounters, including group and lesbian sex. Is willing to ruin her own child’s life to prove a point; however, can’t/won’t see it that way.

If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019

Northern Minnesota Cologne

Just basic bug dope

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne

by Joshcopeland04 June 5, 2023

Minnesota Median

A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.

I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.

That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.

by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019

minnesota moccasins

When, as a prank, someones shoes are pooped in, thereby causing them to step in said poo when the shoes are put on. Typically done in the north country of Minnesota during a camping trip when said persons shoes happen to be moccasins left outside their tent overnight.

John was displeased when he realized that warm squishy sensation between his toes were in fact a fresh pair of minnesota moccasins.

by poopiedoopie56 October 17, 2011

Minnesota Handshake

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.

Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake

by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023