big morken

When you know you fucked up or made a big mistake

Oh shit, I made a big morken

by Taliexoxoxxxx August 8, 2020

big morken

just like morken means In bad shape.. making a big morken means a bad choice.

I was trying to be honest but I just made big morken

by Sway Lady August 8, 2020

Cosmic_Mercenary

He is an awesome friend and streamer who inspires people everyday to just keep trying and he love my hero academia

i just watched that Cosmic_Mercenary stream it was pretty good

by IRL_Lucas November 22, 2020

AAC Mercenary

An AAC gun for hire, if by gun you mean AAC instructor.

Although she cordial and professional, when provoked, Stephanie is an AAC mercenary whose rage knows no bounds.

by Chunky Funkle February 21, 2022

fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

craiglist mercenary

Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.

Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.

by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023