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White melon

In coursework this is the filler that from a glance looks good but when looked at more closely is utter dog. Derived from the white melon that is present in most bang average fruit salads that is used as filler material but provides no enjoyable flavour.
Mate, that page is proper white melon. No useful material.
by willynilly March 22, 2024
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melon exchange

A melon exchange is when two pregnant women suck on each others breasts until they lose circulation and become unattached from the body. Then they are placed in a blender to be consumed by their child
"my mom wanted to abort me after she got melon exchanged"
by Rusty cabbage August 26, 2017
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Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022
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Melon head

A person who has recently said or done something stupid.
*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head”
by Bilingualofficechair February 17, 2023
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Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.
Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.
by Slickhonkie October 6, 2012
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Coco Melon(n)ing

From the cultural term Coco Melon baby (noun); the act of viewing media as a means of a soporific or sleep aid

2. Binging media, especially YouTube or other online material, until one falls asleep
I'm Coco Melon(n)ing this YouTube video since I can't fall asleep otherwise.
by EEEEamon January 27, 2023
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