Matt Whalen

Drummer of the band The Matches, originally from Oakland, CA. Constantly used as a punchline.

"Everything we do is inspired by Matt Whalen" - Shawn Harris, The Matches "Matt Whalen... Still Matt Whalen"

by Melanie Stryder August 8, 2008

matata

1. Matata is a tiny town on the northern island of New Zealand, wich looks like an upside-down half boot, just right under the heel. So probably all the men of this town are henpecked their wives. Indeed, they live directly under the heel. :)
Thus 'to live in matata' for those men is similar to 'to be in marriage and be monogamous'. Do you feel the difference as compared with 'to live in hakuna matata'?

2. From the phrase hakuna matata, which is negating of having problems, you can conclude that 'matata' quite the contrary is something like if you live with big problems and worries, in short, is the same as a pain in the butt.
Thus 'to live in matata' is equal to 'a pain in the butt'.
Maybe so, because they, who 'live in Matata', have earthquakes, mudflows and flooding happens really.

Since that is so (1 and 2), it looks like 'being in marriage/ monogamy' is the same as 'a pain in the butt'. That is interesting findings!
Maybe so, because they, who 'live in marriage', have earthquakes, mudflows and flooding happens too. ;)

Who are live in Matata? Do you like to live in matata always? And what about hakuna matata? Can I live there, in Matata, without troubles: like hakuna matata?

by amlike July 31, 2011

Matt 'Sully' Sullivan

A condition or affliction pertaining to mild retardation. This condition is often synonymous with an ineptitude to perform menial and mundane tasks such as ‘scanning’ or ‘binding’. Sufferers of this condition often have a beard – See ‘Weirdy with a Beardy’.

Awww man, I feel like such a Matt 'Sully' Sullivan

by Alf 'Flaming Mongrel' Stewart October 31, 2011

Mattawa

A place full of rednecks who like to drive pick ups and gossip about town whores. A palce full of prostitots who are only 12 and the guys who are 30 have sex with them.
1 nut paco lives here he is the town hero

Hey im going to Mattawa to get some prostitots
SHIT MAN THATS HELLA TIGHT

by TheNova November 24, 2010

matt ryan

Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.

Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!

by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013

Matt Kemp

Beast Mode. The best player in the MLB. #27 for the Dodgers and the sexiest man alive. He is the sweetest guy you can ever ask for. He jokes around alot and is the best guy you could ask for. If you don't like him you are crazy!

A:That was Beast Mode!
B:What did Matt Kemp do!?
A: Hit a walk off grand slam!

by dodgerlover23 October 27, 2011

mathturbation

What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories.

The nutjob used mathturbation to show that the Bible contains an encrypted message warning of the September 11th attacks.

by AbnormalBoy December 2, 2004