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Marooner

something that doesn't exist
A: what's a marooner?
B: idk man
by peepeerson August 21, 2020
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MaroonAsh

Man who can no life any game on roblox and find any bug by accident that breaks said game. Incredible to play with and always a content farm
MaroonAsh made me so much godamn progress on this roblox game and when we were in a call he made me laugh like my life was on the line...
by ChaoticCj December 28, 2021
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Marooned

When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?
You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.
by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022
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MaroonPie

MaroonPie often referred to as "Maroon" is a name that is made out of a text generator. Scientists don't know why they thought the name sounded good. In fact, studies show that they very often question the existence of their name.
"Why am I named MaroonPie?"
"In what world does the user MaroonPie make any sense?"
by VeraBuum June 5, 2023
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Maroons

Refers to a gay male who prefers to bottom or be the receiver during sex.
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!
Mamgina is rubbing that other guy's back in front of the team... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on Maroons!
by Billy Slaughter June 3, 2024
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Marooning

Walking around with a condom on throughout the day. Ready for any opportunity.
*gasp* “Jake are you marooning!?”
“yes”
by banjam December 18, 2024
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Marono

1. Great at gunbound.
2. Has Double Dash online, unlike most jealous people at the MSB.
3. Other stuff which I'm too lazy to type.
gleaso just got PWNED by Marono at gunbound!
by All of us at the MSB December 27, 2003
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