marc

a german boy with a tiny schnitzel and likes to eat nutella on everything. He thinks he can drink but all he does is sit in the back and drink smirnoffs and talk about getting barrelled on the waves. He tries to get girls but the german accent is cutting it. Most girls dont even pay attention to him so he just jacks off in his room to battlefield 3

That marc kid drinks like a pussayy.
i feel like jacking off so im gonna pull a marc
I wanna get so barrelled brehh on some 1 foot waves like marc

by kjhgkjdnhgkjdhgkjnhdfkjghjdfhg November 2, 2011

Marc E

Usually in his mid thirties, occupational day-trader, can most likely be found racing his 'lam-BOOTY'. A general 'ladies man', astonishing facial features, such as his eyes, and luscious lips. *Usually between 8-12 inches...................upon erection.

damn, thats a MARC EHRENBERG right there!!!!!

by Jdubsz October 18, 2010

marcantony

a sloppy asshole who looks like a dick

man you r such a marcantony

by lalaloopsys scare the shit out January 2, 2014

Marc

of or pertaining to the African-American male who exemplifies everything related to the black race like: eating watermelon, drinking kool-aid, "living the trap life", being good at hoopin', not working, etc. a.k.a a "mane"

Why won't this Marc take our order when we walk through the Wendy's drive-thru?

by the jackson million December 12, 2009

marcel

A further generalization of the first definition noted on this page;used to connotate any and all members of the marsupial family, it is used as slang for all canopy-dwelling monkeys

Look at that marcel in the tree

by Smag December 14, 2008

Marc

A pervert who likes to joke about sex

Dang look at Marc over there

by Moosey____ September 3, 2016

Marc

1.) A hairline so bad it makes Vegeta's look good
2.) Has patches pre-pubescent whiskers that he keeps in hope of them becoming a lushius beard(we all know it won't happen just don't tell him)
3.) Shops out of the army foundation bin

4.) Head shaped like the topographical map of Nevada

Child: mom, mom! Look at that man!
Mother: don't get close to him son he's a Marc

by Alciex April 4, 2017