Majorwoody

A person who pretends to have a big penis but is in theory is a 2 incher. They often are grumpy and enjoy pissing people off, and pretend to have higher authority and are superior to many people. This term is primarily used as a insult for internet users in which are complete pricks and you are having a go at there penis size.

stupid majorwoody thinks hes better then me
that majorwoody told me to call him sir

by Jabroni1223 February 14, 2009

Major

A indian boy who people commonly mistake for Ajit Pai, will often make daddy jokes on the internet with no shame.

Look it's a Major on that's typing in discord

by Diero IS Cool jk no April 23, 2018

E Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of four sharps or flats.

E major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
E F# G# A B C# D# E

by Levi Morris June 24, 2006

majorly

tremendously, more than you expected, allot.

"I hoped you get paid majorly"

by Nzinga K October 10, 2006

Mahjong

If crack came in tile form.

fo' shizzle my nizzle you know we Gonna play Mahjong. Mahjong is da shiznat.

by Big Money May 13, 2003

major key

A term Dj Khaled uses on social media when he did something successful.

Just won an award! Major key to success🔑

Successful

by nad and katie May 9, 2016

theatre major

Major you pick when you want to party through college on your daddy's money. Legitimized by the fact that something like 0.01% of theatre majors might get a guest spot as a dead person on CSI.

Irma: why man do we 'doth bestride the narrow world as a...
Random guy: I said no ketchup on my burger! no ketchup!!
Irma: to be or not to be?
Random guy: d*** theatre majors.

by Anonymous9999 March 6, 2008