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Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum
I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.
by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024
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Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.
"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"
by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023
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manifest dicktiny

The ability to manifest a new dating partner by emitting vibes of positivity and confidence into the universe; the law of attraction.
John and I are meant to be together. It’s manifest dicktiny.
by liz089 November 22, 2023
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Manifesto

Hey, if conservatives got their hands on that school shooter's manifesto, how do we know they didn't tamper with it? And why the school shooter that killed Catholic kids the day after Matt Walsh said he was waging a "holy war" on the trans amd not the other school shooters?
Hym "The manifesto leak didn't say anything about their motivation. They just expressed the vague desire to kill but that isn't motive. So, what did they leave out and why THAT shooter and not the other shooters?
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
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Manchester City

The best football/soccer club in the world. Won a treble last season and might achieve a Premier League fourpeat this season. Has players such as Erling Haaland and Manuel Akanji
Lads, Manchester City has officially has fourpeated the Premier League! Another record broken
by fordashy is gay December 9, 2023
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Manchester City

The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it
guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
by Kasprin May 3, 2024
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Manchester City

1. A club which has zero supporters except for glory hunters.
2.Clutch club to finish 1st in Prem every year, unlike Arsenal and Liverpool which constantly gets 2nd.
3. Oil is its sugar daddy
by gunnerfanchampionsleague February 20, 2026
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