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Sayaka Maizono

Somebody that could break your ears from singing very loud in a second
Bobby: Hey dude did you hear Sayaka Maizono's song in Danganronpa.

Chad: What? I can't hear my ears are bleeding right now

Bobby: It probably was Sayaka
by Leon Kuwata wrote this September 3, 2020
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Post malone

The name given to the time period following
ho- me alone.
I feel like mcauly culkin looks like a cracked post malone.
by Will ray pugh February 8, 2018
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Andy Milonakis

Andy Milonakis is a Man. that's right. he has the gary coleman disease. he was really born in i belive 1976. but he is the funniest person on MTV other than Brandon Dicamillo and Brandon Novak (Viva La Bam).
"when life hands me lemons i make beef stew!"
don't believe me about him being 29. www.imdb.com

"Andy Milonakis is fat!"
by MÅX PoWeRs August 9, 2005
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Karl Malone

A guy on the utah jazz whose mad old, hes a geezer, but still has the skizzals...see mikey....he is also on the man show talkn bout puttin a sexin on dat herr faith hill, he love that faith hill, he also love squirrel pie, n jazz, specially the utah jazz
yall got the beanie baby.. wha wha doh doh doh dont hang up on karl malooooooooooooooooooooooooone
beanie bitch
by coner April 4, 2003
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Marlon

To “do a marlon” – or “to marlon somebody” – is the creative, (strongly) underestimated and (very!) arduous act of being a classy cock teaser.

To execute this tricky performance adequately it is required that the victim 1) first of all: is charmed all the way to his suspenders 2) so that he reaches a state of mentally AND physically enthusiasm 3) and – most important – in the belief that there is going to be some bouncy-bouncy on his sheets tonight (!!). But no way José! The bouncy-bouncy is not going to happen, because if you want to complete the renowned marlon, there is not going to be anybody taking your temperature with any meat thermometer. He is not going up Mount Pleasure and your are not risking chlamydia, gonorrhoea, hepatitis, herpes, chancroid, scabies, syphilis, pubic lice, genital warts or a bunch of other nasty shit (including creating a new life and/or having a really good time).
She did a marlon on him

(Or if you implicitly want to brag about your grammar-skills you can go crazy and conjugate the verb in the past tense: She marlonED him.)
by GladPige February 23, 2015
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Hot Carl Malone

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.
"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."
by Tommy Em November 28, 2007
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Post Malone

An over-rated, white, homeless-looking boy with bad facial tattoos* whose signature music style is to sing as if he is whining, in the same tune, over and over again.

*He has admitted in interviews that he got his facial tattoos because he wanted to piss off his mommy.
Girl: Who is that guy whining on the radio?
Guy: Oh, that's just Post Malone, he will be whining for a while- Please feel free to change the station.
by Cthulhuhoop October 29, 2018
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