mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.

“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”

by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020

mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.

We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.

by tmpabst January 7, 2012

Mullet Wrapper

Spandex/yoga pants worn by a woman with a pungent vagina.

You can't hide that fish taco with a mullet wrapper..girl go wash that shit damn!!

by ItsMe78 August 2, 2023

Afro Mullet

A hairstyle pimped by nerdy white kids with curly hair that isn't nappy enough to be a perfect afro, nor short enough on top to be a true mullet.

Dennis rocks the Afro Mullet every day at work, what a fag!

by Carpmaster April 2, 2009

mullet ratio

Percent of chance that some chick is a lesbian.(The mullet is a popular lezbo hairdo for the bull-dykey types.)

"Check out that woman driving the big rig! I bet her mullet ratio is a good 98%!"

by Crazy John April 18, 2006

woman with a mullet

Robyn Fowler

Gee Robyn Fowler is a woman, well kinda is and she has a mullet

by Mr Swarve June 9, 2004

ballsack mullet

the long scraggly pubic hair on the back of your nuts that you miss while shaving your scrotum. thus creating the look of a mullet cascading off your ballsack.

"Yo bro I was examining my balls after shaving and I noticed that I totally have a ballsack mullet!"

"Shave that shit now!"- Bro

by Bojmir August 21, 2012