5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019

five minute friend

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.

Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.

by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019

fifteen minute punch

a one hitter quitter.

this phrase came from an in famous internet video in witch a man gets knocked out in a fight shortly after stating how much time was left to fight

dark epiphany:dude last night some old guy gave me shit on the bus so i gave him the "fifteen minute punch"

eclipse:FUCK YEAH!!!!

by pianoskills07 April 21, 2007

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

Three minute wonder

A guy who doesn't last nore than three minutes during sex.
Three minute wonder.

Three jerks, and a sqirt. |:
I'll finish myself off. LOL.
Three minute wonder.

by Alelle May 2, 2009

Carolina minute

Opposite of 'a New York minute,' a Carolina minute means 3 days. Check out the NC DMV Department when you're in town state!

I'll e-mail you that picture in a Carolina minute...

by LoV May 27, 2009

Past Minute

Just after the deadline. Usually close enough for "one last" edit, change, addition etc.

Boss "Did you send those files"
Peon1 "Yes, the deadline was 5 minutes ago..."
Boss "Well, pull those back, there's one quick change"
....
Peon1 to Peon2 "Can you hold that, I've got a past minute change to make."

by chadatha January 3, 2011