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mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.
When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'
by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014
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Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.
No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
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Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
by Sramazan October 9, 2015
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Mentalthelioma

When someone you know is mentally unstable while at the same time getting everyone fucking sick.
Bennett has Mentalthelioma, he won't leave even after coughing up blood. I think he's mentally unstable.
by AmericanPiggy January 4, 2018
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mentally mushy

when someone someone is extremely mentally retarded and there's no other way to describe them.
Aight mate! I'm not high just mentally mushy..
by gabune2005 January 23, 2020
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Mentally Bust

You bust except mentally.
Fred - "You watching Date A Live boi."
Kyle - "Yeah I'm mentally bustin' right now."
by Shinobu-kun April 11, 2021
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mentallymarriedtopeterp

My bestest freind ever and someone who make the best edits and is the sexiest mf alive
whos mentallymarriedtopeterp?
some person obsessed with tom holland.
by onmykneesforbuckyb June 6, 2021
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