Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.

"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar

by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017

memory baiting

To masturbate to one's thoughts, especially when pornography is not available.

Shit! My phone died five minutes in, guess I'll just start memory baiting instead.

by Boofling November 11, 2019

complex memory

Memory with both a real and imaginary component to it. (Analogous to complex numbers)

Alice: so you won a lottery after the bar fight but aliens stole the cash... are you sure you're not making this up?
Bob: I admit it's a complex memory.

by johnaoeboecoedoe May 26, 2013

Lucid Memories

Lucid Memories is a Tapas original webcomic created by Meganebii. It follows an amnesiac who has a recurring man with a top hat in his dreams. There’s a lot of mystery and room for theory.

George: Hey, what are you doing on your phone?
Akina: Oh, I’m just reading Lucid Memories. Do you like it?
George: Yes! Demeter is my favourite character

by spaceiscool August 1, 2024

Memory Clan

The best agar.io clan to ever exist according to many pros like zyec, class_q, playboi carti and drake.

Hey class, what's the best agar.io clan?
class: memory clan!

by Class_q September 11, 2021

But at least I have the memory

‘But at least I have the memory…’ is a line from a song by the American musician & artist, Ariana Grande.

This line is at 2:33 on ‘Thinking Bout You’, a song by Ariana Grande that was released in 2016, part of her ‘Dangerous Woman’ album.

People often refer this quote to remembering something that is gone.

1: ‘What’s your favorite line from the album ‘Dangerous Woman’ by Ariana Grande?’
2: ‘“But at least I have the memory…” from ‘Thinking Bout You’!’

by MrPatch December 22, 2023