loftiss

A person with a tiny penis who likes to engage in anal sex before during and after trips to the gym. People who are loftisses are normally extreme douchebags that seek out gay parteners on weekends

guy 1: wow look at glenn he's such a loftiss.
guy 2: dude i know that loftiss is sucha damn asshole.

by gamer1578 April 23, 2009

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latticus

To end up with cum all over one's body, especially in odd places, after an orgasm.

Friend one: He ended up with jiz on his arms and face?
Friend two: Yeah, it was all over the place.
Friend one: Gross, he pulled a latticus.

by Student Collectice January 20, 2008

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baby death lotion

A certain lotion smells especially wonderful, although it has yet to be noticed by others.

Get that baby death lotion away! Its burning my eyes!

by I must worship the izz... July 25, 2008

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Lotion in the Basket

ESPN.com's Sports Guy suggested name for an all-male cast pron movie starring '08 NFL Buffalo Bills coaching staff, due to the names on the staff: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke.

Bill Simmons column: Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.

by theriotfish February 25, 2009

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