Cone Lickers

A nickname for summertime tourists. Many tourists go to the local ice cream parlors and order ice cream to walk around and annoy the hell out of the residents.

Resident 1: Hey dude, check out those hotties across the street!
Resident 2: Forget it man, they won't be here for long. They're just a cone lickers.

by Gene Gordon September 1, 2009

boob looker

someone who stares at your boobs instead of looking you in the eye. usually a leery, nasty man.

as soon as i introduced myself to bob, his eyes fell to my chest and were glued there the whole time we were talking. what a boob looker.

by deliciousgrecque December 18, 2010

Non-Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and does not look at the toilet paper afterward.

There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?

by Iscariom March 1, 2011

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014

Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

Ball licker

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

by Ben February 11, 2003

lacker

A wanna-be hacker, but lacks the technical skills and talents required to be a real hacker. Lackers use code or programs created by others (real hackers), convinces himself that he has somehow reached a level of technical ability simply on the fact that he was able to run or compile the code. Yet, he does not have the capacity to create anything original to solve real problems.

Note: In this description, the word Hacker is used in the broadest sense to include all individuals technically capable of solving non-intuitive problems in a seemingly intuitive manner. This includes both white-hats, black-hats and all gray shades in between.

Historical origins: I personally originated the word around September of 2005, after solving a technical problem created by one. I was in my car discussing the situation with an associate and found the need for the word.

Jerry is such a lacker! He thinks he's cool just because he was able to use an open source tool to crack the WEP key for his neighbor's wireless network.

by CHOK June 26, 2006