Lemon fanfic

When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.

Guy: What are you reading?

Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!

Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?

Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?

Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.

by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016

Busting a Lemon

Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.

Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.

by Kesslinger January 14, 2009

lemon glacier

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.

Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.

by Gosha July 28, 2008

Lemon Cobbler

A vagina that has not been shaved for a long period of time, that is covered in the females own piss and discharge. These ingredients combine, and rub all over the hairy vagina, therefore creating the Lemon Cobbler!

Charles: Wow, something smells absolutely horrible.

Virginia: Oh im sorry! I have a lemon cobbler!

by Cherry cobbler January 20, 2009

lemon puck

A sweet tangy asshole that will make your tongue pucker.....much like a lemon.

Lumpy' s loosely laxated lemon puck was so sweet and tangy I had to go back for more!

by SallyMittRAGE August 6, 2017

wax the lemon

vb; to stroke your penis (lemon) with the old wax on wax off technique

I'm gonna go wax the lemon, if ya kno wat a mean.

by ProTicklePickle April 2, 2015

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019