Lemon fanfic

When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.

Guy: What are you reading?

Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!

Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?

Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?

Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.

by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016

Busting a Lemon

Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.

Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.

by Kesslinger January 14, 2009

lemon glacier

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.

Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.

by Gosha July 28, 2008

Lemon-Lickers

A group of 5 friends that must include one of each of the following: 1. The disabled one 2. The one who has daddy-issues 3. The one who thinks they’re an ethnicity they’re not 4. The one who can’t speak english and 5. The one who gets 12 views

Did you hear about lukie? I heard he tried to join the lemon-lickers and it didn’t go so well.

by Lemonboi29 March 6, 2020

Lemon Fish

1: A sour ass individual or someone with a shitty mood

2: Something that's overall bad or is worsening in condition

1: "Jeremy is such a fucking Lemon Fish, he's always acting like an ass"

2: "The economy sure is a Lemon Fish these days..."

by CrunchyMilk May 18, 2021

lemon puck

A sweet tangy asshole that will make your tongue pucker.....much like a lemon.

Lumpy' s loosely laxated lemon puck was so sweet and tangy I had to go back for more!

by SallyMittRAGE August 6, 2017

Lemon Cobbler

A vagina that has not been shaved for a long period of time, that is covered in the females own piss and discharge. These ingredients combine, and rub all over the hairy vagina, therefore creating the Lemon Cobbler!

Charles: Wow, something smells absolutely horrible.

Virginia: Oh im sorry! I have a lemon cobbler!

by Cherry cobbler January 20, 2009