Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
Get the legal weasel mug.A power leach is a person who borrows an electronic device and uses it until almost complete depletion and returns it.
Person a: here's your iphone back man.
Person b: dude it has less than 10% battery life. Why do you have to be a power leach?
Person b: dude it has less than 10% battery life. Why do you have to be a power leach?
by hawkeyepierc February 27, 2010
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1. Something against the law but not really cared about by many, such as lighters for those underage, piranhas, or DYI concerts.
2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.
2. Something not against the law but cared about by many, such as rolling papers for those underage, salvia, or phishing.
Katy: And I have two cats, a piranha tank...
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.
Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.
Hana: Wait, what? Are those legal?
Katy: Eh, kind of diet-legal. Lots of people have them, and nobody really cares.
Katy: Want a joint? It's salvia.
Hana: That stuffs legal, right?
Katy: Yeah, sort of diet-legal. It is, but the cops would care more about this than my piranhas.
by fishy! October 30, 2011
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by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012
Get the Technically Legal mug.Legally getting married typically only applies to same sex couples. However also adopted by those who support same sex marriage. It is also used for couples who are now having a legal ceremony, whereas prior only had a nonlegal ceremony.
After unit section 3 of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was ruled unconstitutional in 2013, this type of ceremony has become increasingly popular.
After unit section 3 of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was ruled unconstitutional in 2013, this type of ceremony has become increasingly popular.
We are Getting Legalled. You are invited to attend the ceremony at x place at x time. Please RSVP by x date.
by dejavu152 January 13, 2014
Get the Getting Legalled mug.One who burdens the grace of others by gaining invitation to social gatherings for which the social leach is not equipped to contribute but will still make partial gains at the expense of participants who believe they are benefiting the social leach by being nice to him or her which causes a continuous blood supply from which the leach can suck as he or she achieves more unwanted invitations.
The social leach listened in on all my conversations at the party despite the fact that I ignored him all night, but no one had the balls to tell him he isn't invited to the next meetup.
by jlang13 May 22, 2017
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WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
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