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leftander

A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.
Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.

Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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Left in Epcot

Being abandoned in an unfavorable location, more specifically when someone takes your only mode of transportation and strands you in an area out of spite or anger.

Separate from being ditched, as rather then a group leaving one person, one person leaves the group (with the transportation).
If you don't tip our driver you are totally going to get us left in Epcot.
by UAllRedENo August 30, 2010
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the left rights

the sideproject of Mindless Self Indulgence. Jimmy urine and Steve Righ? made this masterpiece in 'seven over caffeinated, sleep deprived days'.(they used a pro-tool as tape recorder and recorded everything 'left' and right' hence the name 'The Left Rights'.)
1.39 tracks about retardation, Darth Vader fucking shit up, shaving pubic hair, taking shits and growing a moustasche on one side..
by K-666 April 16, 2005
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Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser
by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009
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Left Hand Suzuki Method

An amazing song by Gorillaz, talking about a form of learning music based on what you hear in the recording of a song.
by Gorillaz is the best September 4, 2018
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Left on seen

The pussy that texts you for 2 days and puts laughing emoji's then out of no where stops answering you and instead of saying they don't want to talk the leave you on seen.
Bro remember that hot girl that texted me for 2 days, yea I got fucking left on seen twice!
by sslimedude March 20, 2020
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two left hand boxing gloves

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves
Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.
by MustangDriver October 25, 2010
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