Lauren Porterfield

Hit or miss ya dumb hoe bitch stfu with your ugly ass pigtails and your flat ass stop fucking trying to trash talk and do something useful with your life and go scuba diving, you got the goggles already and go shove a starfish up your tight booty, you think you are pretty but the only mans u can get is a ugly ass cheating beaver that claims he touches big booties that do not belong to you. So go spill syrup on your fake ass Nike sweater and have pancakes yeeted at you for a long period of time.

Lauren porterfield has won participation trophies for scuba diving bc she can’t do anything right

by WetCinderBlock4784 June 2, 2020

Lauren

She is the cutest girl you will ever see. She is a one of a kind. You will go crazy just thinking about her. If you ever get to be with Lauren, stay with them as long as you can. I love you Lauren ❤️.

Boy #1, Dude I wish I could date Lauren.
Boy #2, I'm dating her.
Boy #1, LUCKY, try to stay with her forever.

by Caleb Meddler June 4, 2020

Lauren from Utah

A white privileged woman who appropriates black culture using a "blaccent" and style, claiming she's from the hood.

Lala braids her hair, wears a hat that says Compton, and says she's "hood" when really she's just Lauren from Utah.

by Woowoo2020 June 5, 2020

Lauren

Is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I am so lucky to have her in my life. She is amazing, smart, funny, beautiful, jaw droppingly hot, and everything else I could ever want. Her smile lights up my day, and her laugh warms my heart. She is easy to talk to, and is always willing to listen. She is kind, likes to take risks and have fun. If there were a true, physical representation of perfect, it would be Lauren. She is also my girlfriend, so back off!

Jacob: "Wow, I really miss Lauren. I wish this quarantine would end soon."

by Jacob_Erdman April 2, 2020

lawrenz

Cute,loyal,commonly introvert, dependent, attractive and loving

Lawrenz is very attractive

by Serana June 9, 2021

Lawrence of Arabia

Lawrence of Arabia (real name Thomas Edward Lawrence) was one of the most important Person in the Great War, He along with other British Officers was sent to support and trained the people of the Kingdom of Hejaz to fight against their overlord The Ottoman Empire and sometimes as a leader in one of those raids too and after the had war ended for a year, the plane that carried him crashed, both the co pilot and the pilot was killed but Lawrence miraculously survived with only broken shoulder and ribs, later in 1922 he wrote his biography “Seven Pillars of Wisdom” Which was later made into a 3 hours movie called Lawrence of Arabia, And sadly in 1935 he was fatally injured in a motorcycle accident in Dorset and later died.

Roy: Dude remember the time we watched Lawrence of Arabia?
Jackson: Ummm yeah it was fun but the only problem of this movie was it’s length dude like 3 fucking hours by the end of this film I almost peed my pants but otherwise a good film

by LindFich September 13, 2021

Lauren

As a Diet Coke enthusiast, the inferior dig, a professional mirror examiner, a firm believer that honesty is the best policy, an owner of Deborah knees, certified shawty, bryce hall doppelgänger, a cowgirl from suburban NJ (that somehow has a valley girl accent??), a giver of tough love, our favorite musical artist, and the number one threat to Taylor Swift’s security, is a girl loved by many and feared by more.
Happy Sweet Sixteen Larry!!!!
Love,
Sophia and Emily

“Hey Lauren, what did you get on the chem quiz?”
“169%”

by laurenfandom June 13, 2022