lander

The act of cumming without intention or

If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.

by Oskfred January 3, 2017

Skipping Class to Do Laundry

How Timmy finds out that Rob Landis used her name and e-mail address to create a new definition for Donkey Punch. Caught ya. You're one big floppy cock. I didn't want to go to class ... and now I got you back RL. You don't even know me. I'm a grown ass woman. Fuck with me again and I'll come to floor 2 and kick your little ass.

"RL! This is so hard!" -Timmy

"That's what she said ..." -RL, like a true pimp.

by Robert Louis Landis April 5, 2005

Lander University

A smallish (4000) people public school in Greenwood SC. It is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. The school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle class rednecks who go there. However, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. Color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don't know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat...it is a lesser panda technically) Four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the Colombian guys on the soccer team. Lander has no football team. It is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.

She scored a 1050 on her SAT so she is going to Lander University

Furman, Wofford, and USC rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.

Wooo! Go Bear cats...I am going to Lander.

by Annimation March 11, 2011

Dirty Laundry

when a man sticks his erected penis into a womens vagina after promptly removing it from another.

Vicky laid on the bed wiped from the hardcore sex with Rick as he shoved his penis into Candy.

by becca December 19, 2004

dirty laundry

when you poop in someones mouth.

Jim gave her a dirty laundry and she had crap in her teeth for days.

by lyono April 12, 2009

Launterification

The act of becoming physically like Taylor Launter to impress someone.

Requirements: six pack, pecks

“A lost love is never lost unless what’s lost is the love for your lover.”

That's what Launterification is all about.

by sK&zC February 8, 2010

Laundry Shoot

The act of going into a laundry mat, sticking a loaded gun into a laundry machine and turning the machine on high.

Guy 1 - Dude get out of here i just did a laundry shoot!

Guy 2 - Did you have to do it when I was naked and trying to get clothes out of the dryer?!

by startrekporn October 29, 2010