by boom boom 80 June 11, 2009
the act of throwing a fictional grenade into the lap of an enemy, killing them even though they don't exist. Often used by grown men who harbor an unhealthy obsession with first person shooters, specifically Socom: Navy Seals.
I'll toss a nade in your lap.
by Can't Standz Ya February 02, 2010
by that kind of dad February 05, 2016
1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy"
by that kind of dad June 02, 2016
1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
by that kind of dad June 02, 2016
by peach_buddies September 12, 2007
Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.
White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
by Normcock Hitchdonald February 28, 2017