Lamping

The act of being in charge of turning off the light at bed time when in bed with your partner.

"I'm going to sleep now so you're in charge of the lamping"

by Sockofoogles January 19, 2024

Fish lamping

When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies

"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M

by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024

ランプ (Lamp)

Japanese indie band founded in 2000 by Yusuke Nagai, Kaori Sakakibara, and Taiyo Someya.
Their most popular song on Spotify is ゆめうつつ.

"Can you put on ランプ (Lamp)?"
"Yes, because I have good taste in music."

by psychotter January 28, 2024

Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023

Lamp

Adjective: dumb, dim, missing a bulb

Jerry couldn't even count to four, he's so lamp.

by Susan Saran April 25, 2023

Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".

"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"

by Miginator April 25, 2023

Foot fetish lamp prototype 7

When you get your hands on one of these people you have to consider yourself lucky. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to not be wearing socks when you meet them you can expect your toes to be licked clean. According to old legends they once sucked off satan for 1 shilling, two pence and a used condom.

"Woah man that person is crazy, ripping off that person's socks like that"
"Prb a foot fetish lamp prototype 7"

by Anemoneee__ August 4, 2023