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Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.
by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010
mugGet the Presidential Lettermug.
What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
mugGet the Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)mug.

Love letter

A rejection letter for an application that is written in a friendly manner.
I got another love letter from the application I submitted lastweek.
by Grandweez July 19, 2020
mugGet the Love lettermug.

Motivation Letter

A professional letter you are to write to universities in order to present yourself and your interest in the faculty studies. Can be incredibly annoying to write as universities have different names for same studies and you might end up mixing it all up. So far i have dipped two cans of Red Bull and started over three times for the main body of the letter.
I have the finish my motivation letter before the end of the first semester. I don't even have my transcript so far!
by not_zub November 21, 2021
mugGet the Motivation Lettermug.

Wetter letter

A shemale shits while fucking a males dickhole
Bro that girl over there gave me some nice wetter letter
by C4RB1D3 November 29, 2020
mugGet the Wetter lettermug.

pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
by QuacksO March 22, 2019
mugGet the pearlloined lettermug.

fake offer letter

a false hope that infosys gives to young graduates
Hurray! i just recieved Fake offer letter from infosys
by ssmilleey :) October 11, 2022
mugGet the fake offer lettermug.

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