by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

by Grandweez July 19, 2020

A professional letter you are to write to universities in order to present yourself and your interest in the faculty studies. Can be incredibly annoying to write as universities have different names for same studies and you might end up mixing it all up. So far i have dipped two cans of Red Bull and started over three times for the main body of the letter.
I have the finish my motivation letter before the end of the first semester. I don't even have my transcript so far!
by not_zub November 21, 2021

by C4RB1D3 November 29, 2020

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.
The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.
by QuacksO March 22, 2019

by ssmilleey :) October 11, 2022
