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Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.
Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.
by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024
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Kobe

The purest form of focus. To be “Kobe” is to be driven to the fullest in any field you want to fulfill, and to be focused on greatness while doing it.

Part of speech: Adjective
Person 1: Wow, he’s really driven, isn’t he?
Person 2: Yeah, you could say he’s Kobe right now.
Person 1: You’re right, only Kobe himself would have a drive like this.
by SADNessSZN May 18, 2020
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Kobe Bryant

by WIlliamRas March 29, 2022
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Kobe

Kobe was a legendary man who’s legacy will be remembered by everyone. Before aiming for something always yell ‘kobe’ for good luck.
Watch me get this ball in the hoop
“Kobe!”
*gets it in*
by Bitch-assed witch February 2, 2020
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kobe

CEO of the wink emoji
hij is zo hot als spaghetti
me: wie is kobe?
random dude: hij is zo stoer als biefstuk met friet
by bert135 February 11, 2022
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Kobe Special

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022
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Kobe's dozen

Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.
Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?

Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!
by ccm November 13, 2012
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