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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
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keith richard

when a single toe pops out of a sock
oh no! keith richard is back!
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keith

keith is boring
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Keith Urban Dictionary

A playful term referring to a collection of definitions or phrases related to the country music star Keith Urban, often showcasing his lyrics, style, or humorous fan interpretations.
Whenever I want to find a clever quote from Keith Urban, I just check the Keith Urban Dictionary for some fan-made definitions and song references.
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
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Keith

Crazy balding jail bird with cheese curls for lions who occasionally changes his name to Kaybee.
Why Keith be Bald like dat?
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Keith

A guy who thinks he's weird even though he is not. Usually plays video games because he thinks it's everything he can describe his day. Actually he is not a weird one because some people don't know him yet but when you get to know him he'll be someone you wish to be a permanent part of your life. He is a good friend and a Keith is very passionate with the things he wants to aim.
; He's so cool
: Yeah, he is a Keith of course
by Swiftayyyy June 8, 2021
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