ketchup on your fashion

when you have a very fashionable outfit and then put on something that is very clashing.

or

When someone is wearing something similar to your outfit but they make it look terrible.

That sweater is Ketchup on fashion.

or

Fucking Vanessa is ketchup on your fashion.

by impulse101xxs January 16, 2011

Ketchup

Ketchup is a plastic dog who is 9 years old. He lived with a famous punk rock band until they drowned him

RIP ketchup

by stream calm March 31, 2020

DOUBLE KETCHUP

A threesome with two women who are menstruating.

My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.

by RedNapkin June 30, 2023

queen of ketchup

the queen of ketchup’s name is Christina. there is no other exception. Christina is the Ketchup Queen.

guy 1: yo man, do u know who the queen of ketchup is?
guy 2: u kidding me man?? it’s christina... duhh

by apersontehe August 30, 2021

Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018