Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent

Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.

by Goldrico January 8, 2015

jon man

Some guy named Jon Man

Hey, Jon Man!

by Greenberries349 December 17, 2017

jon brown

Sick ass flow artist that believes in love not hate

Well I'll be Jon Brown at a Flow Jam

by Jon Brown December 21, 2016

jon neezy

a leprechaun

person1-hey look its a leprechaun!
person2-no thats just jon neezy

by daveyjames April 8, 2022

HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe

'omg you look so harry jons today!'

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021

Jon Bois

Jon Bois is an SBNation/Secret Base sports writer, creative director and journalist. Creator of 17776, Chart Party, Pretty Good, and co creator of Dorktown, and Fumble Dimension. Uses Google Earth to create animations.

"Hey dude, you waiting for the next chart party?"
"whats that?"
"its a jon bois production"
"sounds cool, i'll watch"

by chartparty December 11, 2020