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Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it
Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020
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Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent
Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.
by Goldrico January 8, 2015
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jon man

by Greenberries349 December 17, 2017
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jon brown

Sick ass flow artist that believes in love not hate
Well I'll be Jon Brown at a Flow Jam
by Jon Brown December 21, 2016
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jon neezy

person1-hey look its a leprechaun!
person2-no thats just jon neezy
by daveyjames April 8, 2022
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HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe
'omg you look so harry jons today!'
by sussyrooze July 24, 2021
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Jon Bois

Jon Bois is an SBNation/Secret Base sports writer, creative director and journalist. Creator of 17776, Chart Party, Pretty Good, and co creator of Dorktown, and Fumble Dimension. Uses Google Earth to create animations.
"Hey dude, you waiting for the next chart party?"
"whats that?"
"its a jon bois production"
"sounds cool, i'll watch"
by chartparty December 11, 2020
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