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Johnny Got His Gun 

An anti-war book written by Dalton Trumbo sometime in the 1940s and also a movie made in the 70s. Joe Donham is a young man who is drafted into a war based on democracy. He survives the explosion of a mine which ultimately leaves Joe lifeless; he is blind, deaf, and without limbs. His caretakers and doctors do not think he is capable of feeling pain, dreaming, or thinking, all which he goes through. These are some of his thoughts:
"I don't know whether I am alive and dreaming or dead and remembering."

"How can you tell what's a dream and what's real if you can't even tell when you're awake and when you're asleep?"

-Joe Donham,
Johnny Got His Gun

johnny depp 

the sexiest man alive
whoa, johnny depp was so fucking hot in pirates of the caribbean
johnny depp by nee November 25, 2003

Johnny Depp 

An absolutely amazing actor. He goes above and beyond expectations and makes him possibly the most incredible actor out there. Not to mention he's sexy as hell. But he also knows what's right and what's wrong, and in his characters, he brings out the quirks and crazy traits and makes us feel like we should respect our own, and not make fun of others'. Go Johnny!!! (Plus, he's pretty modest. :) )
"I'm not 'Blockbuster Boy.' I never wanted
to be. I wasn't looking for that." -Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp by Lilleth January 15, 2004

Johnny Fappleseed 

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.
Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.
Johnny Fappleseed by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

johnny cakes

Referring to someone who is a homosexual male. Derrived from the HBO series "The Sopranos", in which Vito, the gay mobster, found a love interest who would "make him his famous Johnny Cakes". Vito loves those Johnny Cakes, and would either order a "tall stack" or a "short stack".
"Look, there's Ryan Secrest. I wonder who's flippin' his Johnny Cakes?"
johnny cakes by vito love May 17, 2006

johnny dang 

Johnny Dang aka TV Johnny is an oriental man who has appeared on various music videos. He is notably known for his blood diamonds which he puts on jewelry for rap stars and displaying them on , hence TV Johnny.
Man when I get that record deal the first thang I'm a cop is that Johnny Dang watch, fo'rizzle with 24 carat icicles.
johnny dang by barack o-drama March 31, 2008