jen wen

The phonetic spelling of how to pronounce the name “Jennivine”. Has Chinese origins and is mostly used as a nickname. Once the name catches on, everyone calls that person Jen Wen - even the teachers!

“You’re such a Jen Wen!”

by We're Evil November 28, 2017

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Jennings

A rare cryptid lurking in the Midwest that's made of bones. A skeleton friend to all. Reminiscent of Mr. Tumnus from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", Jennings is a guide to lost souls. Can travel at superhuman speed.

A: I think I saw a skeleton in trenchcoat pass the library...
B: That wasn't a skeleton that was Jennings!

by Lindt20 April 26, 2019

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Jens

A poor piece of garbage who spends his life attempting to look wealthy.

Jens bought 3 IKEA lamps that can change color

by Sheepish mofucka September 19, 2020

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Jens

A person who is usually black haired and wears glasses. Fat ass havin guy. Belly dancing queen aswell. Can drown u in his armpit sweat. Fat cock haver

Person1: Jo i hate Jens and his armpit sweat.
Person2: Oh u better stop oh u better not
(slaps person1 to the abyss)

by KlondikeMonday November 22, 2021

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Jen Paski

The United States first robotic press secretary.

From 2020 to 2022 jen paski did a good job answering questions in a robotic monotone.

by stainless67 May 8, 2022

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jens handell

Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.

- Far out man!

- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!

by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016

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