Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
Get the jens-jakobmug. by notjens69 April 2, 2021
Get the jensmug. A very smart guy which likes computer programming and music very much and it is very hard to meet a one. He has a loving character and likes to tell jokes. Having him around and you will always have a laugh.
by MusicalMan April 13, 2020
Get the Jensmug. Jen's, a point, push against a sharp stick, a skateboard, to open up to shove
Sublimes to hide, to cover up to Vail
Sublimes to hide, to cover up to Vail
That guy Jen's a skateboard Jen's the door open Jen's him. Sublime that girl. He used a sublime to hide. he sublimes and I don't know where he's at . He Jens Sublimes means girl skateboards in hiding, pushes her Way through a crowd
by anonymous June 24, 2025
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