Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

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Disney Jail

When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park

Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail

by x9grppngdeath November 22, 2023

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Jail

Jail is just a room

"Age is just a number"
"yeah,and JAIL is just a room

by defwvWE4V May 16, 2022

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Jail was never meant to be the safest, most pleasant utopia kind of place for anybody. Not everybody from inmate to CO is going to like the way a jail is run, but a jail is there is deter crime and be a dystopian kind of place. People in jail shouldn't be dying, getting hurt, or getting sick for no reason or over nothing, but jail isn't meant to become a safe place people want to go, since that would make people want to commit crime. If anything, now that death penalties have either been abolished or reduced to injections instead of the more gruesome routes to death, jails are about as safe as they can get already.

Jail is not a friendly, pleasant place to be for a reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

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