Get the JOYCED mug.To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
by Picard75 July 22, 2022
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Get the Joyce mug.A term that came to a fruition in early 2022 in Australia. Once the global pandemic restrictions started to lift (Qantas Airways and their low cost subsidiary Jetstar headed by CEO Alan JOYCE) under Alan Joyce's direction, proceeded to sell more tickets for flights than they could handle, 110% of available seats - disgruntled workers from across the airline used isolation rules for self selected days off and a lack of employee cooperation let to an incredible amount of recurring cancellations and significant delays. Delays for some that ran over multiple days. Flight cancellations, lost and missing bags and no staff in terminals, all of which were avoidable and totally self inflicted.
Q. How come you're two days late? A . I was Joyced
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced
Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.
Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced
Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.
Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.
by Wingnut55 October 1, 2022
Get the Joyced mug.Oh my lord, if u know someone named Joyce, your really lucky! Because Joyce is truly trustworthy, pretty, nice, helpful, caring, and funny. She'll always stand by your side no matter what! Joyce can be a really great girlfriend, since she'll protect you, care for you, and love you like your the last person on Earth! Joyce can be shy if you just met her, but if u two become friends, you'll see her wild side, she's really cray-cray/crazy!!! And that's what I like about her! And if you make her mad.... Oh dear, she'll rip your head off (she's not gonna really rip your head off, she's just gonna be mad at you). But mostly, she'll forgive you and move on. But she'll never forget what the bad things you did to her.
by EveryPersonSheKnows October 5, 2022
Get the Joyce mug.Family Guy character who primarily serves as replacement of Diane Simmon's position of co-anchoring with Tom Tucker.
She also dislikes Lois Griffin.
She also dislikes Lois Griffin.
Lois Griffin: Hey, I'm sorry for what I have done during Highschool.
Joyce Kinney: Doesn't stop me publicating a news article about your slutiness in a porno.
Joyce Kinney: Doesn't stop me publicating a news article about your slutiness in a porno.
by alekschentseto October 17, 2022
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