Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.

I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.

by Fireclysm November 21, 2016

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

Hot Grapes

Haemorrhoids; swellings that contain enlarged and swollen blood vessels in or around the lower rectum and anus

"There's bad weather coming. I can tell because my hot grapes are playing up."

by Professor New Burger January 9, 2014

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017

Gangster Grapes

1. A large pair of breasts on a typical urban female.
2. Very large tits.
3. Ginormous boobs.

Damn!!! John, did you see the gangster grapes on that bitch?? They were HUGE!!!

by The Best Phone October 27, 2011