Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.

Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.

by Marshado June 27, 2021

whatever you say

A phrase uttered in an argument with a person who doesn’t actually want to have a discussion, but just wants to be right. This phrase is heard when Person A has said their piece and wants to end the “conversation” by telling Person B what they want to hear, that they’re right and everyone else is wrong. By stroking their ego, Person B will finally shut up and stop talking in circles. Of course, this phrase is almost always used disingenuously, so it usually just makes things worse.

"No, I know that you're wrong because of X and Y and Z. You just hate when people have different beliefs than you."

“Yup, sure. Whatever you say, man.”

by L On Legs April 1, 2024

[Whatever fills your pussy]

If it makes you happy, go for it

She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.

by mossiears March 20, 2014

Whatever

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server

Whatever, Fellow fool!

by Meckabone March 7, 2023

Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger

Literally whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger as simple as that

Yo marcus just killed the whole north korean army with a pistol and somehow survived
Damn you know what they say "Whatever doesnt kill you makes you stranger" must be a really strange boi

by lol xd xd 123 456 November 21, 2021